3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
