Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I supernannyed him into submission
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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