just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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