Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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