I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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