Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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