super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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