Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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