have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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