he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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