Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Is Oprah even human
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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