It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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