His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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