OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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