I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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