There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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