What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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