ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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