i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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