Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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