big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we're making bets on your personal life
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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