Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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