have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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