you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
