Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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