You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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