if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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