my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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