I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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