the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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