dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
