I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
