I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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