Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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