How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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