apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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