Please, let me fuck your mom
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
