Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
you never un-have a 4some
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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