You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He shit in the fireplace
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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