The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Randomize
