i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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