Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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