Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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