I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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