there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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