I want to have your abortion
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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