i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
They left me at home... I'm a liability
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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