i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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