You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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