I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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