So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You don't make any sense
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