he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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