I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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