what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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