1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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