people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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