so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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